Developer: Joe Richardson
Publisher: Joe Richardson
Publisher: SUPERHOT PRESENTS
Publisher: Digerati Distribution
Publisher: Akupara Games
Released:
The Procession to Calvary
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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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The Procession to Calvary
King of the Trophies!
Earned: Aug. 05, 2025, 12:08 AM (UTC)
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The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 10:43 PM (UTC)
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I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, that all of you agree with one another in what you say.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 10:50 PM (UTC)
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My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 10:56 PM (UTC)
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Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:00 PM (UTC)
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The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear, a mouth like that of a lion.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:02 PM (UTC)
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Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:21 PM (UTC)
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The lamplight will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all nations were led astray.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:22 PM (UTC)
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Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries...
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:24 PM (UTC)
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I will make thee exceeding fruitful, I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:38 PM (UTC)
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The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure...
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You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.
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Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour ...jewels of silver, and jewels of gold.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:44 PM (UTC)
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The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:30 PM (UTC)
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...Jesus said, “It is finished.” And with that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
Earned: Aug. 05, 2025, 12:08 AM (UTC)
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You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:55 PM (UTC)
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and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying: for the former things are passed away.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:54 PM (UTC)
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Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:50 PM (UTC)
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Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy...
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:29 PM (UTC)
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...whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 10:45 PM (UTC)
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Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins.
Earned: Aug. 04, 2025, 11:03 PM (UTC)
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And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting ...And from each human being, too.
Earned: Aug. 05, 2025, 12:04 AM (UTC)
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