Her Majesty's SPIFFING

The Crown Jewels

That's all we could afford

Every Breath You Take

Look intently at Sub Lieutenant Jones

The Gravity Simulation Switch

Examine the Gravity Simulation Switch

Inconceivable

Attempt to mix washing up liquid and tea

Bring me my detonators!

Talk to G.E.R.T.E.A. about British villains

Sharing is caring

Give Sub Lieutenant Jones English's tea

Call Autoglass!

Crash into ejected fuel cell when at the controls of the HMSS Imperialise

Don't show me this tip again

Locate the paperclip

One can never be too careful

Ensure no one can erase the driver

I can't believe you've done this!

Wake up Sub Lieutenant Jones

Cardio, bruh

Break a sweat when using the treadmill

What a thrill

Use the ladder like a boss

Leg breaker

Crush a table top football player

She's behind you!

Find a replacement motor, when asked

Premium Engineering

Locate the French camp while driving the Beagle Two Too

+1 Geology

Examine all the rocks on the planet surface

Cringer

Summon the Power of Greyskull to distract Antoine and Pierre

Damn you all!

Maybe it was earth all along?

While simultaneously no earned

Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead

Lullabies to paralyze

Soothe a group of frogs to sleep

Nailed It

Fail to catch a frog even when they are asleep

Master of Unlocking Trophies

Save game progress using the typewriter

Cheese sir, I want some more

Acquire a second block of cheese

Bubbles!

Place washing liquid inside washing machine before it's activated

One Small Step...

Commence your mission on board the HMSS Imperialise!

That's all we could afford

Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back