Journey To The Savage Planet: Employee Of The Month

The Final Frontier

All trophies unlocked! Wow! You got all the things! Did all the stuff! Endured all the poop jokes! Good job!

Colonizer

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

Cragclaw Defeated

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Teratomo Defeated

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Open Seasame

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Aaaaaaand we're back

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

Phone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Cannibals

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Little Shop of Horrors

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

The $600 Man

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

Return To Sender

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

Ambidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

It's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

For Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

No Refunds

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Flippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Turdball Wizard

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

That's all people really want to do...

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Au-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

He Slimed Me

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Don't Cross the Streams

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

A Little Help, Please

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Home At Last

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Screw This Noise

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Botanist

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Zoologist

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Build It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

I Come in Peace

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Shocking

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Pinball Wizard

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

The Answer is 42

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Who Is Teratomo?

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.