Pumpkin Jack

Official Groupie

Give in to your inner completionist

Brand New Body

Finish the tutorial

Skull Breaker

Send a monster back to the grave

Shovel Face

Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel

Prying Eyes

Pick up a crow skull

Skull Finder

Collect all crow skulls in the fields

Fashion Victim

Buy a new outfit!

Crash Boo-ndicoot

Smashing some crates with your head might solve the barn's puzzle..

Curse of the Scarecrow

Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows

License to Drive

Pass your abandoned minecart driving test

Boogie-Man Wonderland

Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

Bomberman

Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses

Ghostbuster

Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines

Skull Hobbyist

Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines

Ghost Rider

Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end

De-Composer

Make some magic mushroom music!

Cruel Tea

Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner

Skull Collector

Collect all crow skulls in the swamp

Formula Ugh

Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts

Whack-a-Mole

Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)

The Bigger They Are...

Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)

Skull Aficionado

Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown

High Flyer

Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle

Ain't no rest for the wicked

Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard

Hunger Killer

Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony)

Skull Fanatic

Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard

You'll Float, Too

Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain

The Worst Achievement Possible

Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List

Skull Obsessive

Collect all crow skulls in the North

The Baddest Bad Guy

Kill the Wizard + Get the Amulet = Profit

Full Closet

Fill out your wardrobe

Disk Jockey

Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.

You've Got A Problem, Man

Collect every single crow skull in the world