The Procession to Calvary

King of the Trophies!

King of the Trophies!

Whoopise!

The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged.

Abuse Democracy

I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, that all of you agree with one another in what you say.

Duped!

My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.

Magician's Assistant #1

Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.

Who's a good boy!?

The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear, a mouth like that of a lion.

Win the Talent Show

Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!

Magician's Assistant #2

The lamplight will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all nations were led astray.

Magician's Assistant #3

Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries...

King for a Day

I will make thee exceeding fruitful, I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.

Treasure Hunter

The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure...

Appease the Devil

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.

Swapsies

Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour ...jewels of silver, and jewels of gold.

Make a Friend

The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray.

The End #1

...Jesus said, “It is finished.” And with that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

The End #2

You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’

The End #3

and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying: for the former things are passed away.

First Blood

Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.

Holy Book

Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy...

Spank the Bishop

...whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other.

Brawler

Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins.

Serial Killer

And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting ...And from each human being, too.