Mine My Mind (PS4):
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You've done everything there is to be done in Mine My Mind... For now... Thanks for playing!

100.00%

69.7%

Sweep 10 tiles. (Nice work, but we still have plenty more to go. As you can already tell, this work-from-home mind sweeping ain't an easy job.)

100.00%

97.4%

Sweep 100 tiles. (You've already come this far, might as well finish sweeping up the rest!)

100.00%

93.7%

Sweep 500 tiles. (Your extraordinary talent to use the directional buttons and press a Cross button will not go unrecognized.... Okay, it might, but if it does, simply redirect those unappreciative of your talents to this shiny trophy and challenge them to see if they can get it as well, eh? Ehh? Pretty please?)

100.00%

88.9%

Flag a tile. (For your safety: be careful to not prematurely trigger the mine hiding in the ground when staking the flag overhead.)

100.00%

95.5%

Flag three mines in a row. (Presumably, you got this because by now, you recognize what a 3 on the border means. Nice job boss!)

100.00%

94.1%

Complete a level without using your freebies. (Based on our playtest statistics, I'm willing to bet you didn't even realize this was a feature. This is likely because you, like our playtesters, opted to skip the tutorial and completely ignore our reference guide. Well, now you know.)

100.00%

95.9%

Use your freebie to sweep the last tile. (Wait a minute, did you just sweep a bunch of tiles in one turn? That's against the rules! Sorry, old meme. I'm old.)

100.00%

82.5%

Sweep a mine. (Whoopsadaisy. It's okay, accidents such as myself happen. Here's a gratuitous participation trophy.)

100.00%

97.1%

Sweep every mine in a level. (Luckily, I don't have to trust you with actual mines...)

100.00%

88.4%

Flag every mine in a level. (I guess by seeing this trophy, you now know where all of the sweepable tiles are... Shh....)

100.00%

91.0%

Complete the tutorial (otherwise called Level 0). (Now you're ready to start mining my mind! Have fun out there! Err, in there? I dunno, I didn't spend too much time on the plot or premise. Do I have mines stuck in my head or something? We some kinda... Mine My Mind Squad?)

100.00%

84.1%

Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).

100.00%

84.3%

Complete the second page of levels (level 26-50).

100.00%

75.5%

Complete all fifty levels without making a mistake. (You're a champion among champions among miners of mind miners among mind miners mining my mind... Have I lost my mind? Probably: see the snake boat. It's a shame your prince is in another castle.)

100.00%

69.9%

Complete all fifty levels under an hour. (Just to be clear, this is NOT cumulative. You have to beat each individual level under an hour each. If you can beat all fifty levels under an hour, that would be mighty impressive as well. Send screenshots or it didn't happen.)

100.00%

75.5%

Complete level 1. (Astronaut sold separately. Wait, where's the astronaut?! Did we leave him stranded in space?!)

100.00%

95.4%

Complete level 2. (A sweet, sugary treat or a meaty blob keeping flesh creatures alive. Or both. Harvest the meat, season it in sweet, sugary barbeque sauce, and enjoy!)

100.00%

92.2%

Complete level 3. (Perfect for a rainy day. If it's yellow, also perfect for subtly nudging towards a character reveal seasons ahead of when or how you'll actually meet her.)

100.00%

91.4%

Complete level 4. (There's no better feeling than holding a nice, warm mug of coffee to keep yourself warm on a cold, rainy day. Other days/all-nighters... Skip the mug, just pour the coffee into an IV drip and hook me up!.)

100.00%

90.9%

Complete level 5. (Made from authentic bone substitute! Completely vegetarian and vegan friendly! No pirates or wherever bones come from were harmed in preparing these crossbones.)

100.00%

90.5%

Complete level 6. (You're suppose to hit this one in first, right?)

100.00%

90.1%

Complete level 7. (Oooh, how inDUALbitably "shocking". Or oooh, how indubitably "sensing" for those of you in the future.)

100.00%

89.8%

Complete level 8. (Keeps your piggies warm. Unless they're open-toed: then your piggies will freeze, never knowing what the warm embrace of love would feel like.)

100.00%

89.5%

Complete level 9. (As opposed to stairs not by a door.)

100.00%

89.0%

Complete level 10. (I've never actually seen a worm in an apple outside of a dictionary...)

100.00%

89.0%

Complete level 11. (I can play the piano.... if you count digitial keyboards and the recording playback button....)

100.00%

88.6%

Complete level 12. (Funniest cucumber I'd ever seen.)

100.00%

87.8%

Complete level 13. (And it's a gooooooaaal! Wait, wrong phrase? Touchdown? Home run???)

100.00%

87.5%

Complete level 14. (Though often believed to be controlled by the meat sack stemming out of its rear cuff, the parasitic sock puppet is in actuality masterminding all of its own movements and those of its host. By taking advantage of this common misconception, the sock puppet slowly perpetrates the remnants of human society, with passerbys completely oblivious to its nefarious plot to summon the endless void from the depths of darkness to consume our mortal shells.)

100.00%

87.3%

Complete level 15. (Also known as an anti-government drone device. Keeps those drones away.)

100.00%

87.2%

Complete level 16. (Bright and festive and gleaming with golly, just in time for the holidays! Wait, what do you mean it's only July? Nahh, that's not too early!)

100.00%

86.6%

Complete level 17. (The cheapest, overly-abundant rock you can overpay for.)

100.00%

86.5%

Complete level 18. (Great for audio playback and muting yourself when you wanna pretend you don't have a mic! GG EZ)

100.00%

86.3%

Complete level 19. (One of the world's most precious resources. Trees don't grow on trees, y'know.)

100.00%

86.1%

Complete level 20. (I heard they like coookies. I wonder what happens if you give them one...)

100.00%

85.7%

Complete level 21. (Thanks, 2020. Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future: Thanks, 2021.)

100.00%

85.5%

Complete level 22. (It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)

100.00%

85.2%

Complete level 23. (We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)

100.00%

84.7%

Complete level 24. (Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)

100.00%

85.0%

Complete level 25. (Absolutely otterrific!)

100.00%

84.4%

Complete level 26. (Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)

100.00%

83.3%

Complete level 27. (Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)

100.00%

82.4%

Complete level 28. (It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)

100.00%

82.2%

Complete level 29. (The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

100.00%

82.0%

Complete level 30. (Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

100.00%

81.6%

Complete level 31. (Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

100.00%

81.8%

Complete level 32. (Which came first, the chicken...)

100.00%

81.4%

Complete level 33. (...or the...)

100.00%

81.4%

Complete level 34. (...eggs used in coating the breading?)

100.00%

81.2%